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RAKIN' 2: ELECTRIC BROOMALOO

Figure 1. The Way of the
BroomRake



The Way of the BroomRake






Figure 2. The Slay of the BroomRake.


The Way of the BroomRake
splits infinitives, spits infinities,
and makes cleaning up fun
(see Figure 2).
The Way of the BroomRake is nothing special.

The Way of the BroomRake is not a philosophy, or even an analogy.

Brooms and Rakes are everyday instruments for ordering our environs: the inner basements, kitchens, and rumpus rooms: the outer yards, lawns, and gardens. As foci of awareness, Brooms and Rakes can also order souls (see Figure 3).

Figure 3. Let Yourself Remember


Figure 4. Broomstock

Yes. Rakes and Brooms.

While those in ChickenHed totally accept this premise, few have authentically experienced or understood that The Way of the BroomRake offers a left-handed aperture to home, lawn and spirit maintenance (see Figure 4).
The Way of the BroomRake integrates hedly methods that have endured for over six years. The ancient DumbClucks who incorporated The Way of the BroomRake combined 5-MAO-PBR, pantslessness, The Men's Room, crank calls to the Bad Pioneer, unpardonable puns, Yiffy, and petty theft (see Figure 5).



Figure 5. Liber Tines


The affinities of Broom and Rake led yesterday's DumbClucks to intuit vagina power to Broom and naughty bits to Rake (see Figure 6).


THE WAY OF THE BROOMRAKE
Figure 6. The Play of the
BroomRake.


Hed, life, bail bondsmen, justice, Menudo, righteousness, Sparks, peace, heat, happiness, bacon, heaven, tines, leaves . . . the active, that which penetrates, is Rake (see Figure 7).



Figure 7. Rakey Healing




Figure 8. Broom


Chicken, death, virtue, realtors, unrighteousness, darkness, air conditioning, bacon ice cream, cozy wool sweaters, earth, socks . . . the inner, that which is domestic, is Broom (see Figure 8).
Broom and Rake cannot exist in isolation from one another; each is a different growth off of the same shaft; both are constantly interacting and mutually transmutating like
two squirrels fighting in a hammock (see Figure 9).



Figure 9. The Gay of the BroomRake


Some individuals or circumstances are predominantly Broom, others, Rake, such that one or the other pole dominates. Ritually, one may wield a BroomRake (bristles front) or a RakeBroom (tines front), depending on the tenor of one's personality or present purposes--which may reverse with but a deft flick of the wrist
(see Figure 10).



Figure 10. Before skydiving, Amos Happ
wields a RakeBroom for courage.


The versatility of Broom and Rake and the dynamic tension of their juxtaposition form the basis of The Way of the BroomRake. The primordial (and undeniably practical) opposition of Broom and Rake persists through all things: food, attitudes, personal characteristics, mix tapes, landscaping, driftwood art, donkings, apotheoses (see Figure 11).


Figure 11. The Sway of the Broomrake





Figure 12. Seofon, BroomRake Magus.





In the Rakebroom Brakeroom...

Every man
and
Every woman

got
Star-Monkey-Love!
"With this Broom I thee Rake..."


Figure 13. BroomRake Bethrothal




Decrypted and Transmitted in the Dumptruck by SnortyShorts, Dirty Jesus, and Amos Happ





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