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ChickenHed Explained:

New Yearsy Shore!

Italian Bistro and Artificial Foam Bath Haus Party

It's New Year's Eve and the End has cum and gone, pre-ejaculated, like so many spoiled dreams into the napkins of last year's dinner. While the competition is stiff on a night like this, particularly the visionary inspirational Truth as Art, we at ChickenHed stand limply by, ready to serve you a four-course meal of indigestible Lies sure to make you go blind. However we all know Ignorance is Bliss and the deaf, dumb and blind are happiest of all!

Get ready to fist-bump the night away with our fine selection of dance tunes, fresh as any two-buck Chuck. Or relax and find your own Snooki in our patent-pending artificial foam party bath haus (not actually wet). If that doesn't whet your appetite, how about The Situation in the rest of the space? There will be blacklight shuffleboard, tire swings, bathroom attendants, endless breadsticks, and more, all for the (potentially) unregrettable price of free!

Our waitstaff:

Artificial Foam Room (downtempo, eclectic, experimental, drone, ambient, etc.):

9 - 10: Daytrip to Logos
10 - 11: Beza
11 - Midnight: Dogwater
Midnight - 1: Makoi
1 - 2: Dropacat
2 - 3: Penpoint Red
3 - 4: Merzboner
4 - 5: Jesus
5 - 6: Tertyl
6 - 7: Brad Boy Thrill
7 - 8: dj Sexxxnoize
8 - 9: dj sparkly things are cool
9 - 10: last standing merrygoround
10 - 11: Bloodmouse

Ill Bistro (techno, tech-house, prog psy, goa, italo disco, mutant bass, etc.):

9 - 10: Bad Panini 2000
10 - 11: Dhug!
11 - midnight: DropACat
Midnight - 1: Bad Panini 2000
1 - 2:30: PunkBaba
2:30 - 4: JonDue
4 - 6: Guido Constrictor
6 - 7:30: Tasp
7:30 - 9:30: Makoi
9:30 - 11: Jesiah

Lights by At0mz Plur LLC and Bez, Seph, and Daytrip to Logos
Visuals by Killing Frenzy and additional guests
Deco by Cupcay, Seph, Donovan and others
Sound includes the debut of the full new and improved Catharsis Sound System!

Location:
Watershed - 5040 SE Milwaukie Ave http://www.facebook.com/watershedpdx
(Please be respectful of the neighbors and keep the volume down outside) Lots of improvements have been made to this space including lots of heat and insulation and comfy places to hang out.

This event is free!