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~ Phoenix Festival Four~
The Dawn of RakenBroom







Rake

Kill the body and the Hed will die... right?



Broom

Their set list was long and distinguished- just like my johnson.



Broom

A tilted cathedral.



Broom

Carny Jerkwater, Dirty Jesus, Amos Happ & The Bad Pioneer.



Rake

The Bad Pioneer



Broom

This is only a test.



Broom

Battling for control of "A1A Beachfront Avenue".



Rake

"Keep your shirt on! No, seriously, you need to put your shirt on."



Rake

David Lee Rothko.



Rake

Amos Happ



Rake

Old, frayed Dick.



Broom

Young, Dumb, and full of Cum.



Rake

Ye Olde ChickenHed Village Commons.



Broom

Bill Cosby asked for a pudding pop. Instead, Dr. Top Cock replaced his right arm with a nutria.



Rake

Church



Rake

Don's Hos.



Broom

The Hed



Rake

Village plebians.



Rake

The prom rages.



Broom

Rakin' 2: Electric Broomaloo



Rake

What's in that fanny pack?



Rake

Can you remember when shirtcocking was something we did for the good of humanity, not just for more blow?



Broom

Say "Cheese"



Broom

Ritalin?



Rake

Hump Your Monitor.



Rake

Broomin' it and Broomin' it and Broomin' it well.



Rake

Day Three



Broom

Another morning confronts the beleagured denizens of ChickenHed Village.



Rake

Even the Hed looked embarrassed by this point.



Rake

"Look at that exquisite rake!"



Rake

Hard to go wrong with helium.



Broom

The RakenBroom DumbCluck Drilling Machine musters the congregation for Church.



Rake

"Sorry to rake you! I didn't know you were asweep!"



Broom

Golgotha or Bust.



Rake

"Great party. Where's the cats?" - G. Gordon Shumway



Broom

Incidentally, the original Rake and Broom were expropriated by Dirty Jesus from a Garbage Truck about 3 days prior to this incendiary march.



Broom

RAGNARAKENBROOOOOOOOM!





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