HEDLY HANDSOMENESS RANCH
Paul Wignall offered us handsomeness lessons in his sex trailer.
(Paul's the one on the left.)
Handsomeness Lesson #1: Accessorize.
Handsomeness Lesson #2: Be a Killing Machine.
Handsomeness Lesson #3: Stay Limber.
Handsomeness Lesson #4: "Puma Face"
Handsomeness Lesson #5: "Chlamydia Eyes"
Studied nonchalance is much easier to pull off when you're drunk and heavily armed.
Handsomeness Lesson #6: Rassle that Clown!
Handsomeness Lesson #7: Remove Your Pants.
Handsomeness- with a feminine touch.
[Ed. note: Just before this runway walk, the designer asked Paul to put on a bra. Really!]
Paul took us for a moonlight strut on this dirt catwalk.
Handsomeness Lesson #8: Flip-Flops.
Why come "Poon-Lo" got so hot so right now?
We don't talk about this part.
Paul was the main inspiration for the character "Hansel" in the movie Zoolander.
Today, Paul divides his time between ChickenHed Life Coaching and
Dumbclucks Raki Shangles & Amos Happ interviewed Paul about handsomeness
and The Crane Dumping Movement on their Electric Chalet program.
THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY SMELLS LIKE!